They Kept Patton From Killing Hitler
Hi. I'm new around here. I really have nothing to say. Its actually all been said, trust me. I'm doing this because my friend told me to. I'm in a depression. I just broke up with someone. Again. She told me 'bloggin' would kinda cheer me up. Its either a martini, a block of New England Cheddar, French Bread, tears and the closet or blog. Blogging seems less carb-y. Excuse me while I go find some pancakes and martini flavored bacon. He's gone...And it is better this way. For all of us. You, me and him.
*A note to my public. Don't cry for me. I'll be back. A note to my drycleaner. Don't bother with the evening gown. Back in mothballs on Monday. Get ready for Fall. Repeat.
**Next week's first installment... surviving heartache forum and using your common sense symposium.
***Your homework will consist of reading Longfellow's "Psalm of Life". Go and come back a better person.
Until next week, Excelsior!
Misanthrope's Corner
*A note to my public. Don't cry for me. I'll be back. A note to my drycleaner. Don't bother with the evening gown. Back in mothballs on Monday. Get ready for Fall. Repeat.
**Next week's first installment... surviving heartache forum and using your common sense symposium.
***Your homework will consist of reading Longfellow's "Psalm of Life". Go and come back a better person.
Until next week, Excelsior!
Misanthrope's Corner
posted by Napoleon at 11:16 PM
1 Comments:
dear ms. anthrope-napoleon,
this is truly thrilling and another reason to keep wandering thru the woods toward Beulah-land.
how did you ever manage without josephine?
i hope you tell all. i'll be here.
and i will take a gander at psalm of life and be sure to spread the word. be sure to stop off at the rodeo 'fore too long!
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